lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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stephaniealive:

alecats:

books are just dead tattoed trees

That’s metal as fuck

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