piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
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viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 
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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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intensional:

a day before a test and the only question i have is what did we learn

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  • 12-year-old girl:I don't want kids when I grow up.
  • Society:You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
  • 16-year-old girl:I'm pregnant.
  • Society:How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
  • 20-year-old woman:I'm a single mother with an infant son.
  • Society:You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
  • 33-year-old woman:I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
  • Society:You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
  • 45-year-old woman:I just had my first child.
  • Society:Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
  • 60-year-old woman:I haven't had any children.
  • Society:Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
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londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

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acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

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greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

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  • person:but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me:well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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censxred:

It’s so sad that people can’t read the sadness in the other’s eyes

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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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oomshi:

i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot

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