how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
no but seriously how cute is the word tummy
you can talk so seriously about stomachs
but as soon as someone drops the tummy word
everyone is like (●´∀｀●)
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy